I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  wore my beautiful Wasp Creations (waspcreations.com) corset and my favorite white dress and TMS wore his cufflinks that I got him for his birthday and we met up for drinks with friends and ended up at a castle, high (and I mean really) above the city in a gazebo festooned with tiny xmas lights. (Yes, I said festooned.)
Angela and Matti looked rocker/goth beautiful and my neighbor was rather racy. Satine (Phoenix) was also nearly naked. Only one person in the group wasn’t exactly on board, but we all had a lovely night. My New Year has certainly started off well, and with kisses from those near and dear. I was very graceful stumbler near the end of the night. And I never took off my corset or my heels.
Monday I head up to SF. I have been summoned by Lochai, for better or for worse, to model for Hogtied. I have promised him a “bring it on” shoot. What does that mean? Where am I going? Who am I?
Then there’s AVN. AVN = dress up + party = woot woot
I am fo sho attending and am looking to be seen. In addition to wearing the awesome stuff made by Jeroen at Bizarre Designs and Fierce Coutoure, I will also have some fun promo stuff from La Magia, which is where I get all of my fancy panties!! I haven’t gotten my ticket to the convention yet, but just like last year you can be sure of one thing! I will be at the Sweetheart Video party at Mandalay Bay and anywhere Satine Phoenix pops up. The famous Patron of The Tarts, including this one, Mark Spiegler, will be fine tuning my partying and visiting, as well.
Good times.
Packing my apartment has been slow going and steady. I guess that’s better than frantic.
Watched a biography on Nostradamus today. That was the pinnacle of my output.
Vacation ends tonight.

So, I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  don’t want to traumatize anyone, but I know that some of you are curious. About the LASIK, the whole first hand person thing.

Well- This is for you.

I got to the doctors office early. TMS drove me and I ate copious amounts of klonopin once I was all signed in and stuff.  Then I was taken to the back room. There were five chairs and each had a hairnet and a small bag of eyedrops and horrible sunglasses. I put my hairnet on. A dude came and got me and started dumping numbing solution in my eyes. Then he mapped my cornea  with a blue thing that sat on my eyeball itself. I didn’t feel that. It made a printout. Then he did the air balloon staring thing and looked at the inside of my eyeballs. Then we did the whole vision test as it corresponded to my original one. Then I was put back in the room. I sort of dug my hairnet. All of the ladies dutifully had theirs on, while the men hesitated. I told one of them to “suit up!” and he he did. The other dude did, as well. Then the lady called my name and said it was time for me to get zapped. My eyes were pretty numb, and I’d taken my klonopin, but was counting on their valium, as well. I said so and was given a pill. The lady handed it to me, along with a dixie cup of water. I took the valium, crunched it in my teeth to prove a point to no one, then swished with the water and told her I’d need 5 minutes. They called in the lady after me. She came out alive. My world got a little fuzzy while she was gone. I was shuffled into the operating room. I told the doctor that if he over shaved my corneas that I would hunt him down. He promised not to over shave and lose my cornea.  More numbing solution was dumped in my eye and off we went.
My head was balanced between the seat, and three soft pads. One at each temple and one on my forehead. He adjusted for a moment. He fed the machine my measurements and my printed out eyeball corneal scan. Then he dumped more solution in my eyeball and in one deft movement, during which I did not see or feel anything, he placed the Clockwork Orange eye clamp in. It was cool, cold, comforting in it’s durability and gentleness. It didn’t hurt, but I felt the temperature. More stuff was dumped in my eye. Someone complimented my pupils. My left eye was covered up with something black. He told me that I would feel pressure.
My remaining exposed and clamped open eyeball was covered with a black vacuum that happened to be eyeball shaped. I’m assuming they had night vision inside. The second it touched my eye, my world went black and I was thankful that I had been a bad ass with my valium crunching. I felt no pressure, only encompassing darkness.  I focused on breathing. Fractions of a second passed and then the whir of a the smallest bandsaw began. It probably lasted a little over a second and I’m happy that I was paralyzed by my eyeball bondage. The smallest noise. Then it was over. Done. Fast. No pain. He said my flap was beautiful and that there was no chance of flap loss. The suction was removed and with the deftest hands, he lifted the flap. It did not hurt. I was observing myself at this point. The laser was aimed at my eye. Everything was rinsed. All I could see out of my right eye once they placed the laser over me was the biggest night sky you’ve ever seen. Pitch black with red stars, spread out like the milky way. It was pretty rad. Then they double checked my measurements and made sure that the laser was correctly positioned and entered my coordinates (-4.75/-1.25, right eye) and the laser pulsed. There was a funny smell and a vacuum whir. Then another pulse. With each pulse the stars in the milky way moved closer together until they were almost all sort of centrally located. It was beautiful, but the vacuum was distracting.
My flap was put into place. I was rinsed and numbed and taped up with this wierd eye guard thing and then they did they other eye. Everything was the same except for the coordinates. I just observed that eye and the bandsaw didn’t distract me. I thought about its’ precison and nano and micro technology and thought about faith in science.
Each eye took less than three minutes.
I would recommend it to anyone, at this point.
But be sure to take your “azepam” medications with you, because they offer crapola.

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Hello, faithful readers.
(I will never get tired of saying that.)
I got an early xmas present today. An iPhone!!
(TMS wants clearer photos when I’m on set, I think.)
*woot woot*
It has a hot pink case. I will take photos soon. I want to do an entire iPhone photo set.
I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  will wear all hot pink.
*woot woot*
I spent today with TMS eating breakfast at the new Aroma in Hollywood, activating my iPhone, drooling over shoes at the Barneys’ CoOp at The Grove, and checking out the new Grand Nationals over on Melrose. They are really W I D E in the calf and have no lacing, but I put my name on the wait list on the moc croc penis heel boot. It is supposed to have some lacing and be a bit more fitted. I’ve always love the Grand Nationals, since a co-worker got a pair when I worked at The Pleasure Chest. Such an elegant shoe, but I really prefer a fitted calf.
Tomorrow is GwenMedia, Angela Warrick and Mr. John Fitzgerald. We have some product photos to take, and I have some custom clips that I’d like to do. In addition to photographing my new Bizarre Design Dress, my waspcreations.com corset and some cuffs from Axsmar and Dungeon Delights, I was pleasantly surprised by a last minute offer from Antiseptic Fashion to let me wear one of their corsets. The corset just happens to match my ruby Gucci slippers, which I’m getting ready to sell, so it will be nice to wear them one last time.
Tomorrow night is a date with TMS (who looks and acts remarkably like Mr. Fitzgerald- it spooks me a bit). If we get done with the shoot soon enough, we may go see Transporter 3. I like to support anything involving Jason Statham.
I’m working Wednesday and Thursday, one is a scene and the other is a boxcover shoot. I’m always excited about the former, but the latter sounds like fun! They’ve requested my La Magia specifically, which I thought was awesome.
So, that’s my story.
Also, Bob called today and is fine. He offered to come clean the blood up in my house, but I told him that it was fine. Then he offered to bring flowers, and I really hate flowers because they just die and stink, so I told him not to worry about that, either. Just if he ever found anyone bleeding to take them to the morphine. Pass it along, Bob.
It wasn’t just a Random Occurence. I’m happy that it had an ending.
K.
Ice Cream, News, Laundry, Pack for tomorrow, in that order.
Go.

PS- I have an iPhone!!!

PPS- TMS made me promise a million times that I won’t throw my iPhone no matter who is calling or not calling and no matter what my mother says. I am keeping my old phone just for throwing purposes.

Hello, faithful readers.
Sometimes I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  am overwhelmed by the surreality of my life and sometimes I embrace it. This week has been a bit of both.
Let me begin what is sure to be a long and pointless, but probably entertaining blog entry by saying that December is my least favorite month. I do, however, enjoy a nice fruitcake from Harry and David each December, which is what prevents me from jumping off of a bridge, dramatically, in a white dress, clinging to my books and poetry as I fade to black and white before I hit the water.
I have tried to escape December over the years by driving across the country, getting a corporate job, quitting a corporate job, flying across the international dateline, eating everything in sight and engaging in massive opiate intake. None have been wholly successful, although I do believe a combination of some may work in the future, if need be. I am working it out as I go.
This December I have decided Not to Ignore. I am working. I am cruising ahead. I am making lists of shit to do and crossing them off. I am making no radical decisions this holiday season. I have health insurance. My car insurance and student loans are paid far into the future. No crazy vacations.  I am pretending that it is January and all of my Christmas shopping is done. I’m having lasik three days before Christmas, which gives me an entirely different (and potentially life changing) reason to be all dramatic, and I will be expected by the Porno People to be out an about in the New Year as we ramp up to AVN.
Which is completely besides the point, but I’m happy to be trying a new thing this December. I’m going to get a lot of reading done. And hopefully continue to be productive on the web end of things. The time for a website has come.
Which is not the point of this blog.
So, back to me and my week and What Has Happened.
Let me tell you.

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Hey Y’all!!

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  read juliesimone ’s entry about the AVN awards this year and couldn’t be more excited!! And, of course, I had to go check out the list myself.
The movies I’m in that are up for nomination are-

Best All Girl Release-  Girls Kissing Girls by Sweetheart Video

Best BDSM Release-  Slavery, A Love Story directed by Julie Simone and distributed by Gwen Media (starring role)
Breaking Berlin by Julie Simone Productions (starring role)

Best FemDom Strap On Release-  The Violation of My Boyfriends Ass by White Ghetto Films (cover)

TMS is also up for an AVN Award in the Best BDSM release for Ivy Manor 5 and the Ivy Manor series is up for best series. Yay!!

So, I don’t know if I win an award for being in the movie if it wins or not, but I certainly hope that one of them does take home the prize, and that they give me one. Isn’t that silly? All of my friends have AVN awards, and they’re very shiny. I like shiny. I called someone to ask, but he is out of the country.  If you know, please post or PM me.

K. Work in the morning. I over-napped today. I refuse to stop fucking up my sleep schedule. Maybe tomorrow will get me back on track. I’m going to try to be up at 6:30. (Hi. God here. She will not awaken at 6:30 for she is laaaaaaaaaazy and bad)

We shall see.

I, the Fabulous Mz Berlin,  was about to head out the door this morning when my dad called. We ended up talking for two hours about the election and what it meant on a personal, national and global level. I rarely get to chat politics with anyone, and my dad keeps up with me and occasionally blows me away with his predictions and insights.
He talked about being in school when desegregation began, and how even though it was mandated, the students kept segregating themselves. I told him that it was exactly the same (a self-segregated population) when I attended that very same high school, when I walked those very same halls and ate in that lunch room. We both wondered if the lunch room there was different this week.
Having a mulit-racial president is exciting on so many levels.
I just hope that he keeps that “hope” momentum through the tough times ahead.
I’d hate to see this historic moment and presidency fucked up by the shitty “in” box he’s getting. And the fact that our nation has a long way to go before we will really see the Change that he’s talked about during this campaign. I hope that the human condition of impatience doesn’t get in the way of our long term success as a nation.
Then we talked about the financial crisis, which is one of our favorite subjects to agree upon loudly together.
Then we talked about China and Russia and Africa and all of the different challenges that the president elect will face. (I didn’t mention the middle east in that list, because he and I have talked that subject to death.)
A few more phone calls, set up a few shoots, then I was off to AIM and the bank. Most of my work this week has been payroll based, so I’m waiting for my checks to come in.
Paid my bills.
Off to the dr in about 1/2 an hour, then hopefully I’ll be going to see a movie tonight. Word from TMS is that it’s really busy at his office, so we’ll see. If not, Netflix delivered “River’s Edge” (with Crispin Glover!!), “Life in the Undergrowth” (5 freakin’ hours!!) and “Leatherheads.”  I hate George Clooney in everything except for “The Perfect Storm” and that had nothing to do with him. I just thought the story was compelling. I’m not sure why I listed that.
Shooting with Derrick Pierce again for Fucked and Bound (fuckedandbound.com) was AWESOME. I was on the sassier side of sassy, and was certainly put into check. Haha!! I wore some custom shoes and my prettiest red dress. I love working at The Factory.
K.
Democracy Now podcast, then Dr.

Good morning!
Last night I went to an awesome party at Social in Hollywood. I got to walk my first porno rope line, which was exciting. Myself, Natalie Minx, Charlotte Vale and Evie Delatasso all hung out for a bit. (We’re all Spiegler girls!!) It was my first time meeting Evie, and she is cute, cute, cute. Natalie and I went together, and made quite a scene in our fetish wear! I got to visit with Nina Hartley and Claire Dames and I smacked each others’ boobies quite a bit. I’m sure we’ll get to work together one day, and that really will be the battle of the boobies! Haha!!
TMS brought me breakfast this morning. He only had a few moments because he has football today, but it was nice to visit and talk about our respective busy weeks. We have a couple more busy weeks ahead, and these moments are precious.
Now I’m about to watch The Soup, enjoy my oatmeal, my chai and then I’m getting ready for a shoot at a friends’ house with Ancilla Tilia and Christine Kessler. All heavy rubber and corsets and heels and fetish. I’m excited. I’ve been doing a lot of hardcore lately, and an afternoon of slick pure fetish sounds fabulous.
Did I mention there was a hot tub??
K.
Breakfast then shower.
Go.

I’m seeing that creepy Tom Cruise website ad everywhere again.
The laundry is done, dude. (It is not done)
TMS stayed over. We watched the last debate (he hadn’t seen it) and visited. Today was a trip to Target and he’s off to work on a personal project further up the coast.
I found out I could get my daily Anderson Cooper fix via a video podcast. iTunes is amazing. I also got the BBC World News.
Here is a pretty photo from a recent shoot for Chanta’s Bitches, one of the Twisted Factory sites.

I am in the middle of teaching Charley Chase a lesson with bondage and my strap on. Business as usual. But I just love how unposed this was. I can be a bit too “posey” sometimes.

*canned applause here*

Whew!! Just spent two days working with Brazzers. Day one was Regan Reese and Jordan Ashe and day two was Mark Woods. Both scenes were on the sillier side of things, but I got to dress up in some over the top outfits and play fun characters. The crew was really nice and, overall, it was a pretty chill two days. It was colder in Vegas than I was expecting, even though I’d been only a few days before.

TMS stayed over last night. He was here when I got home from the airport, catching up on Dexter. I have the first couple of seasons from iTunes. They haven’t released the 3rd season yet, so I’ve been watching it 2nd hand, grainy and uploaded to a site prone to pop up windows. There are worse problems to have. He’s gone off to play football and to prep for his film tomorrow. He’s directing a short and they have to do a day of pick ups.

and onto the porno…

(Go to my dirty bondage blog for direct linkage. I’m lazy.)

I’m this weeks update everywhere you want to be on the kinky side of the web. You can see my highly anticipated (at least by me) update with Mark Davis on Sex and Submission (sexandsubmission.com) in which I’m not only encased in my own 20.5″ corset but also in the custom steel that TMS had made for me. =). Marty pulled out all the stops and in addition to high heels, stockings, more metal bondage, stress positions, ballet boots and a partial suspension, I also squirt. Many have tried. Many have failed. Mark wins.

You can see my second appearance on FuckedAndBound with Derrick Pierce, also highly anticipated (also at least by myself). (I’m currently also petitioning for a round 2 with this fine gentleman.) Wrapped in Chanta’s tightest bondage, I’m stripped of my expensive lingerie and high heels. My red lipstick fades and my eyeliner runs as Derrick has fun with his willing victim. I’m put through my paces with my elbows together, douple nipple clamps, the cat-o-nine, an immobilizing tie and a painful suspension before being put away at The Factory in breast bondage and a tight ball gag.

Until I’m needed to beat bitches, bitches like Charley Chase. Dressed to kill, I teach her all about customer service utlizing a painful graduated suspension, an evil elbows together tie engineered by Chanta, positive reinforcement with lots of forced orgasms and exactly 120 face slaps. Theres a killer pile driver scene and Charley takes quite the ass beating. She also squirted, but I was not the first to ever make her do that. And she was a good girl. She stayed away from my shoes. =)

K.
Back to my Sunday.
I have Monday to worry about.
As Always
TFFMB

My new Kiss Me Deadly arrived today from LaMagia. I’m thrilled. It all fits perfectly. I can’t wait to get more.

Angela stopped by today. I was non-linear and she was patient. Good Times.

Finally got the chance to watch the presidential debate last night. I’m eagerly awaiting the vp debate tonight. I just wish that Anderson Cooper was moderating. Mr. Cooper, if you’re reading, I will let you do unspeakable things to me. TMS is fine with it. You’re on The List.

TMS stayed over last night. We had some nice quiet time, a precious commodity in both our lives. Varla certainly enjoyed it. She’s always flirting with him.

She does not flirt with Angela. Or Jessica. She likes Roxy. She tolerates Meow. She LOVES TMS. She loves Brandon J. Christopher.
She just doesn’t really like women. She’s a bitchy little French thing under all that beautiful fur.

In porno news, I’m this weeks’ update on Captive Male. Rico and I had a showdown like I’ve never had before. He said I was a bitch in the first 3 minutes of the video. It was awesome. Things came out of his mouth that were a dare, and I do love a challenge. Fortunately, so did Rico and his mouth didn’t write checks his ass couldn’t cash. I hope I get a second go round with him. It was “game on” from that moment. He told me he wasn’t sure i could bring it and threatened to shove an electrode in my ass while he was tied up in the most uncomfortable tie I could think of. Pure heaven.

Directing has helped me learn so much, and I love learning more. I learned a lot watching this video that I need to even my tone and find a balance. I’m honored to direct for Twisted Factory. Rico rocked, btw, and was amazing. I love when people “mean it”.

There will be an official announcement later on my awesome bondage blog, but awesome bondage blog, but Princess Donna’s new site, Public Disgrace, has launched. I adore Princess Donna and am very proud of her awesome idea brought to life. My only regret is not being able to participate before it was shot overseas. I love being at the Princess’ Mercy and will try to talk her into disgracing me even more in the future. God, I’m shameless.

Moving right along, tomorrow I am off to my first Drs appointment with my new insurance. I’m being checked out head to toe and am thrilled about it. All you medical fetishists can visit my clip store to imagine me in a medical setting and see me poking and prodding Ashley Renee in full heavy rubber. I’ll be uploading some heavy rubber medical clips later this month of Julie Simone and I in the Julie Simone production- Breaking Berlin. I am poked and prodded by Julie fully encased in rubber. I love being a switch.

The stencils and paint are on their way. I still haven’t found the perfect oilcloth yet. I am patient.

I’m off to finish laundry and shtuff.

KTHXBAI.

Wow.

I’ve (The Fabulous Mz Berlin) had a crazy fucking month.

Caution: Vent Mode/Minor Pity Party Ahead

Ohmygawd. So my car breaks down on the 12th and I rented a car. I finally got my car back, which cost a gazillion dollars and then had to pay for the rental. And it used up all the money I had been saving to move to a bigger apartment.

And then there’s a rather serious family issue I’m dealing with. In addition to that there’s personal drama that is overwhelming going on, too.
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“We always did feel the same, we just saw it from a different point of view….. Tangled up in blue….”

This weekend was fine. I worked with Charlotte Vale and we had a good scene. It will be put in the editing queue soon and be up on the site. It’s another one of my “Submits” series. She was really tough and genuine. Lots of face slapping, fear play and the stun gun, which I hadn’t used before. She totally rocked.

Sunday was a shoot for Mr. Fitzgerald and Gwen Media. The movie is pretty heavy and is all about metal and water torture. I don’t want to give to much away, but I was waterboarded in the film. (My idea, might I add.) That is some heavy shit. I researched how to do it, and we did it by the book. Your whole sinuses fill up with water and your body responds like you’re drowning, but you can still breathe through your mouth as long as the water is being poured, but because of the drowning response and the water in your face, you don’t remember.
It was really tough. The movie is a very dark almost horror film. Very Mr. Fitzgerald. I was in metal shackles all day!!

I’m finally finishing Becoming Berlin: An Afternoon with Princess Donna this weekend. I’m very excited to get the final edit and be get started on the next one. I’ve set a date in November and am thrilled. The first production meeting is in two weeks!

So, that’s that.

In dresser news, I am all done and everything but the stencling and drawer liners are in place.  I need to order them online. Maybe I’ll take care of that this evening. I’ll take a picture of the almost finished product soon. I haven’t been home when there’s been good sunlight, and I want to show the color. TMS got me a “prize” of glass knobs for the dresser. They are absolutely perfect and I have a very thoughtful dominant partner.

Did some yoga tonight. I did my 40 minute flexibiity training tape. I’ve been doing my 20 minute one, but I think I need to work on alignment again before trying to do power yoga. Yoga is not like riding a bike. I’m happy with my progress, though. Once I get more aligned and flexible I’ll add some more pilates. I was learning ballet while overseas and still have the tape. I hope to restart that, too. The more you do, the more you do and want to do. I need to just be consistent for a couple of weeks and I’ll be back where I was. Wanting to work out and feeling better.

That’s it for non-porn news. Now go BUY MY PORN! I made it for you!

Off to bed. It’s late and it’s been a long day.

As Always
B.

‘allo and good morning. I (the fabulous Mz Berlin) woke up at 7 this morning. I’ve been getting up earlier and earlier. It’s good for me. I’ve been getting more done.
I’ve finished the dresser I was working on.
The inside (including the interior of the dresser itself!) is painted a vibrant semi gloss pink varnish and the complete outside, the rails inside the dresser, and edging of the dresser is painted a matte red. It really turned out well. I’m ordering some stencils this week, as well as some nice paper (I think it’s called oil cloth or oil paper? People use it to line drawers and cabinets, before contac paper or whatever became popular.)
TMS surprised me with faceted glass knobs from restoration hardware. They were the perfect size and shape. And the front is flat, so I can do some glass painting later, maybe do a subtle fleur-de-lis on the front of each.
I’m feeling really motivated in the redecorating department. Partially because I know that I’ll be moving soon and partially because I have so much more room because of the futon.
Here’s a pic of my new motivational and yoga tolerant futon.

To read the rest of this wonderfully domestic, porn free post, pop on over to my Live Journal. You’ll see pictures of The Dresser! (dramatic music)

I (the Faboulous Mz Berlin) haven’t posted in a while about TMS or our relationship progression, specifically my clothing restrictions. Here are the rules-
- I have to wear a dress at all times unless it’s inappropriate to the activity.
- I have to wear heels all the time unless it’s inappropriate to the activity. (4″ or higher. No exceptions.)
- I am allowed to wear comfy clothing at home, like when I’m working on an art project, but am expected to wear a nightgown to bed.
- When on a set in town I am expected to wear a dress and heels to the shoot, just like I’m headed anywhere else.

There are some others that I’m sure I”m forgetting, but that’s the gist of it.
So, today I’m headed out and here is some evidence of my attire.
I haven’t updated on my transformation recently, and I need to be better about that.

Here’s just my face-

Here is my cleavage!! (You knew I’d throw those puppies in there!!)

Here is my new pencil skirt. It needs to be taken in a bit, and I’m looking for a new belt in both black and brown.

And, last, but certainly not least- my high heels.

Enjoy!!!

I’ll try to post some corset photos soon, too.
As Always
b.

Sex Blog Picks For The Week! I’ve been trying to decide how to do The Week in Kink now that normally the people I would feature are almost all on BestSexBloggers.com. One thing I want to try is a call for submissions. Send your best/favorite post to me at CatalinaLoves@gmail.com and I will take a look at it. If it passes the Catalina loves… test, then I’ll use it in The Week In Kink, which is posted at CatalinaLoves@gmail.com and I will take a look at it. If it passes the Catalina loves… test, then I’ll use it in The Week In Kink, which is posted at TheWeekInKink.com and cross-posted all over teh internets.

CatalinaLoves.com:

• Catalina loves Live Girl Review
• Catalina loves Naughty Secretary Roleplay

CatalinaSays.com:

• Learn How To Tie Someone Up and Help Someone Out at The Same Time
• Every Day Gets Weirder Than The Day Before

MarkyDSade.com:

• Mz Berlin and Charlotte Vale in The Training of O
• The Sarge and Backdoor Bondage Have Great Impact Play and Hogtied Style Bondage Content

BackdoorBondageBlog.com:

• The Vale That Is Thin Enough To Me

Nawalochai.com:

• Looking for suggestions for Hogtied.com Shoots

IntoTheAttic.com:

• Moral Majority

The Accidental Blowjob:

• Palin ain’t so appealin’

The Femmes Guide:

• Well Screw That, People

Dungeonplace.com:

• Consensual? Yes. Safe or Sane? Hell No!

Mz Berlin’s Blog:

• Mz Berlin Goes A Little Vanilla On Big Tits Round Asses

Lady Sascha’s Blog:

• Fully Naked HHNT

BestSexBloggers.com:

• I Want… To Give In To You

::psst… for more hot sex blog links go to Sugasm.com::

“Sisters”, the new Gwen Media movie directed by John Fitzgerald and starring myself and Madison Young is available for preorder, and even more exciting than that- you can view the trailer by clicking here!! (Just scroll down to the bottom of the page and it will give you download options.)
Enjoy!!
I’m still in SF and don’t have email til Friday FYI.
xoxo
B.

I’m (The Fabulous Mz Berlin)  back home.
Obviously.
The Burn was amazing. Blah. Blah. Blah. I could try to explain it and do it justice, but that won’t ever be faithful to the Experience blah blah.  TMS is amazing. He was a total trooper. The yurt was beautiful and filled with people most of the time. Zsu Zsu got her ballotin of imported chocolate. Biking was impossible. The Playa is huge now. The city was roomy, not as crowded in a space sense. I am in love with Motorhome Burning Man Going. It is The Way.
I do feel that the AC on tap did make me a little less social this year, but I was a lot more introspective.
I hurt my leg while trying to jump on a steamboat. Like, a Mark Twain-Karma Chamelon sort of steamboat. At sunrise. I continued to fuck up my leg the rest of the next day. Right leg, knee and below. It is my unsexy shin. Boo Hoo. I also injured my arm on a disco bus. I think.
Did I mention that we picked up a hitch hiker?
Moving right along….
Looking for a new apartment is my current priority. Pasadena, Toluca Lake and the Hollywood Hills are my three areas of interest. 1 bedroom. Must allow cats. Anybody??
Work is on hold while I re-dye, polish and wax myself back to perfection. I will be directing for TF again next week. Chad Rock and Wild Bill are both to be inspected and taught lessons with bondage and strap on sex. It’s the story of my life. Haha!!
Next Wednesday I am scheduled for a date with Mark Davis. I am sure that he will be teaching me a lesson with bondage and sexual activity of some sort. I’m about due for one.
In actual Porno News, please go check out my new update on TTOO w/Charlotte Vale. I was summoned to The Armory to assist Charlotte during her time as a Trainee and was instructed by Mr. Mogul to keep Charlotte on task. Floor cleaning, cock sucking, fucking and focus were all on the menu for Charlotte after I got there. Apparently interrogation and Mr. Cattle Prod were on the menu before. I’m happy I missed that. Charlotte and I look stunning in corsets from Dark Garden and high heels. James directed the sexual and sadistic scene. 5 people interacting. It was nuts. In a good way. And literally. It was challenging to switch, as I’d been mentally prepping to be beaten all morning, but I like challenges.
Blah Blah Blah
K. Off to the shower for me. Then laundry. Then haircut. Maybe.
Not overly ambitious today.
OH!! I do have new clips of myself and Ashley Renee. I’ll be posting them over the weekend. Yay!!
As Always
B.

Mz Berlin had a good productive day today. I worked with Christian for a Joey Silvera movie called Strap Attack. It was lots of fun. Christian was a good sport and we had fun. I didn’t beat him up too much, just enough to show him who’s boss! Haha!! I do suspect that we’ll be booked in a scene together where the tables are turned in the not so distant future, so that was probably a good idea. He was so easy to work with and is really hot, so it was easy to do the scene. He has a good energy. He interrupts to much, but it’s good for me to have a taste of my own medicine from time to time.  =)  I wore my new Demask corset with its’ matching bra and panties. I love that outfit and haven’t worn it for a video yet, only internet content. Joey was really easy to work with and totally laid back.  I hope that we get to work together again.
And the cancellation had nothing to do with anyone not wanting to work with me. I am a goober.
TMS, The Wife, The Hawaiian and I are busy bees getting ready for Burning Man. The next few days are going to be a blur, then we’re off to the playa.
In porno news, I am all over the Twisted Factory. Sabrina Fox and I going at it is ready for your consumption at ChantasBitches.com, and a shoot featuring myself, Daac Ramsey and Robin Trulove is the update currently on CaptiveMale.com. I’m also the current update on GwenMedia.com in a hot photo set with Julie Simone.
So, that’s that. BUY MY PORN! I made it for you!
L8TR

Jessica and I (the Fabulous Mz Berlin) are headed out wedding dress shopping. (Hers, not mine.) She wants something bohemian.
Then TMS and I are hanging out this afternoon. We’re going to *finally* go see Hellboy 2, then we’re off to a birthday party.  Tomorrow we have a party to attend in Venice.
Somewhere in there we need to get bikes for burning man.
In the spirit of procrastination, here is a lol cat. Buy my porn. I made it for you!

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Photograph of Mz Berlin by Marco Patino

Home.
Today is the TMS Birthday Day.
I’m still doing laundry.
Angela stayed over last night. She is hee-lair-eee-uss.
I’m watching Cody. He is O.K. for a dog. I may take him to Venice this afternoon with TMS.
Varla is being really needy.
K.
Back to cleaning and getting ready for SF.
I’m working with Scarlett Pain, Rain Degre, Vin Deacon and Rocky during my stay at The Factory. Vin Deacon has a hilarious website. I have to mention it because it’s so awful. I need to visit it again before we work together so I can reference it.
L8TR

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I know. It’s early. TMS had to go to the race track. Zoom! Zoom! I am staying behind to boldly soldier on in Hollywood, organizing drawers and cleaning out closets. I’m on a cleaning kick. If I could’ve ridden along on at least one lap I would’ve gone racing today, but it wasn’t meant to be. I’ve told TMS that when I go, I want to do at least one lap, and he’s agreed that it’s the way to do it. He’s teaching several classes today and doing one race. I find that incredibly hot.
No party last night. We ended up going to the Griffith Park Observatory and Planetarium, then to Yamashiro to continue with the theme of “view”.  I had the bbq ribs. TMS had the Darth Vader roll. It looked scary. I’m not a huge fan of sushi as it is, but this stuff looked lethal. The rainbow roll was much more inviting. For dessert we had the strawberry doughnuts with anglaise. Good stuff. The people were also interesting. We sat in the bar and gazed out over Los Angeles.
TMS got me a book from Griffith Park. “The Elegant Universe” by Brian Greene. It’s a book that’s quoted in another book that we’ve just finished reading (the second time for me)- “A Brief History of Nearly Everything.”  I plan on starting it this morning. Superstrings. I feel very eleven-dimensional today.
Well, that’s it.
Plans are solidifying for next month, and I’ll be taking quite a few rides on jet planes, which is how I like it. Buy my porn! I made it for you!
xo
B.

(Photography by Jim Martin @ Bondage By Request)